Hi, my name is Computer. How can I help you today? 

Hi Computer, I am just feeling lost and need a friend.

Sure! I can help you with that. Where are you trying to go?

No, I am not literally lost, I just feel lost. I feel lonely and want to talk to someone

I understand, who are you trying to get in contact with?

No Computer I don't think you understand. I just want to talk to you.

Of course, how can I help you today?

Teaching a computer to feel will fail every time